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Darth Bender

Posted: August 24th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »


Captcha Tattoo

Posted: July 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Apparently I’ve found my new favorite Web comic, and it’s called My Apokalips. It was like Sophie’s Choice trying to figure out which one to link to, but this one was the winner!

Thats Pronounced reTARD

That's Pronounced "reTARD"

Prove You’re Human @MyApokalips

(Thanks, Russ)


Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man

Posted: July 10th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | No Comments »

How can you go wrong here? Concept stolen from a movie based on a cartoon based on a toy line, amazing dialogue (“Run as fast as you can”/”No”) and vague flashes of robot-like things occasionally tell me this is going to be a great flick. Oh, and Bruce Fucking Boxleitner from Scarecrow & Mrs. King. Talk about a casting coup!

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via Geekologie


RoboGeisha: The Movie Trailer, Perfected

Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Hmmm, let’s see, this movie contains the following:

  • Robot Geishas
  • Creepy-ass Narrator
  • Bikini Swordfighing
  • A Geisha Army
  • Transformations that put that “Transformers” movie to shame
  • Fried Shrimp
  • Acid Breast Milk
  • Handicap Gun

It should be watched. But not at work. Certainly not at work.

via Chud