Drunkist on October 7th, 2009

Here it is, folks – someone has finally taken the time to compile every single album cover they could find that contains any hint of nudity. They were pretty thorough, too, considering they dug up over 1,600 of them. There are all kinds of classics here, from Jane’s Addiction’s Nothing’s Shocking to everything Samantha Fox [...]

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Drunkist on September 1st, 2009

Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex is in them. Thankfully, the gentlemen over at Cracked have set me straight. From Astro Boy’s oil changes, to Superman’s sex [...]

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Drunkist on August 26th, 2009

I don’t have much more to add about this excellent photojournalistic piece from the good folks over at Music Festival Junkies. They seem to have captured the flavor of Sturgis with their coverage, and the flavor seems to be hot chicks with a side of scary. In their words:
You used to be able to walk [...]

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Drunkist on August 24th, 2009

There are 10 hot video game characters in that little link down there. You can keep your DOA volleyball girls, and your Lara Croft – I’m only including the one who’s made my stony little heart palpitate for the last 25 years or so. TLA Ms. Pac.
Dimes Daily [via Yuhmm]

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Drunkist on August 19th, 2009

What? Well excuse me, I thought you might be hungry. Oh, I get it…you’re uptight because it’s legendary porn star Aria Giovanni teaching you how to cook, and she has this look on her face the whole time like “Where am I? What am I doing here? What are these pieces of cloth tethering my [...]

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Drunkist on August 8th, 2009

Japanese. Sex. Egg. It really defies description but I’ll try (softening the language to be SFW in a culturally respectable way, of course). You stretch the Sex Egg over your Mr. Roboto, then you squeeze in the lube and domo arigato the stuffing out of it. The End.
via LiveLeak (ads may be NSFW)

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Drunkist on July 30th, 2009

[Pithy commentary redacted for the sake of my marriage]
via Geekologie

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Drunkist on July 28th, 2009

How much would you pay to see your special lady (or surprise your special man) in a Darth Vader-themed bustier? As long as you answered “$600,” this is the right product for you. Also available in storm trooper and various hues of Star Trek uniform, I wonder if these are made of a special fabric [...]

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Drunkist on July 23rd, 2009

Sometimes, I think I should just redirect my site to Geekologie and be done with it. How do they find something as majestic as real-life librarians dancing with book carts, while dressed up like that opera singer from the Bugs Bunny cartoon? You shame me, Mr. Geekologie.
via Geekologie

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Drunkist on July 13th, 2009

A little while back, I posted a video of two monkeys getting biblical on the hood of a moving car. Not to be outdone, the human race is showing they like to do a little bit of CAR-pulation too. (Get it!?) Ladies & gentlemen, behold the risks and rewards of making the loves on the [...]

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