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Naked Album Covers: Probly NSFW

Posted: October 7th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Here it is, folks – someone has finally taken the time to compile every single album cover they could find that contains any hint of nudity. They were pretty thorough, too, considering they dug up over 1,600 of them. There are all kinds of classics here, from Jane’s Addiction’s Nothing’s Shocking to everything Samantha Fox ever did, from the prolific Rutchov & Vladimir to…Cunt Grinder?

Check out the full list here; as our man on the street Church says, it’s the reason the Interwebs were invented. He also submitted his favorite album cover of all time, below:

Pablo Cruise - Lifeline


The Ladies of Sturgis Bike Festival

Posted: August 26th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

I don’t have much more to add about this excellent photojournalistic piece from the good folks over at Music Festival Junkies. They seem to have captured the flavor of Sturgis with their coverage, and the flavor seems to be hot chicks with a side of scary. In their words:

You used to be able to walk around Sturgis with your top off. Not anymore. It’s a $111 fine for showing off the ta-tas. When I asked a local resident why town officials put the ban into effect, his response was “because they’re gay.”

@Music Festival Junkies

You Want Whipped Cream With That?

You Want Whipped Cream With That?


Lovin’ Your Mama

Posted: July 14th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

“Nobody loves you, like your mama loves you. But who’s loving your mama? I am.” A classic of its form.

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Another Car Hood Quickie

Posted: July 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

A little while back, I posted a video of two monkeys getting biblical on the hood of a moving car. Not to be outdone, the human race is showing they like to do a little bit of CAR-pulation too. (Get it!?) Ladies & gentlemen, behold the risks and rewards of making the loves on the hood of a dusty car.

Wash Me for the Slap & Tickle Set

"Wash Me" for the Slap & Tickle Set


Stranger Danger for…Aliens?

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | No Comments » YouTube Preview Image

Honestly, I think I’d rather I’d rather take the creepy slap and tickle from a mustachioed stranger than put up with such a crappy teleportation watch. Especially if I get a bike out of it.

via Everything is Terrible