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Star Trek: Happy in Paraguay

Posted: December 4th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

It’s funny because it’s not what they’re really saying. Though I could have missed the “Warp me to Halifax” Star Trek TNG episode, I suppose. But the real magic here is the occasional lapses in Zeppelin for no apparent reason. And the fact that Data says “Watch me eat 450 fucking hard boiled eggs.” That’s cool too. (Thanks for the link, Tom)

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Klingon Propaganda Video

Posted: October 26th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

If you look to the comments, you will see the shit being nitpicked out of this video, but they can’t help themselves. They’re Trek fans, after all. Just watch this and marvel. I, for one, welcome our new Klingon overlords! [via The Awesomer]

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Vader Bustier Causes Shift in Force (& Pants)

Posted: July 28th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

How much would you pay to see your special lady (or surprise your special man) in a Darth Vader-themed bustier? As long as you answered “$600,” this is the right product for you. Also available in storm trooper and various hues of Star Trek uniform, I wonder if these are made of a special fabric that sheds geek drool?

Evening Arwen [via Geekologie]

Luke, I Am Your Hooker...

Luke, I Am Your Hooker...


Star Trek in the Park

Posted: July 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Hey, the Internet…remember when you were telling me you wished someone would Star Trek episodes in the local park, using no props, only costumes and unbreakable will? Well, it’s happening in Oregon. Thrill as people punch imaginary buttons! Be blown away when some random dude on a bike rides through the production! Actually, it’s pretty cool – if you’re into that kind of thing.

Trek in the Park

via Chud


Spock VS Q

Posted: June 29th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | No Comments »

It’s like Highlander: The Nerdening. The audience is eating this little vignette up and why not? It’s got…well, it’s got Spock and Q. And Nimoy singing. And don’t forget Q!

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Worf Is Watching Me

Posted: June 25th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

And I’ve got no privacy. Tell me, is it just a dream?

http://wiwy.ytmnd.com/


Death Will Do Us Part if We Do Not Get This House

Posted: June 25th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy) — powered by Cracked.com

I’ll get the papers!