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Darth Bender

Posted: August 24th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »


Han Finally Gets It

Posted: March 31st, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Could you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?

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Mace Windu vs Palpatine

Posted: March 9th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

I hate to agree with people on the Infernets, but this is one time…yeah, this is how it all should’ve gone down. I think you’ll agree it would have saved a lot of people a lot of headaches. I mean he’s Sam friggin’ Jackson, for midichlorian’s sake. He has a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker, and he can’t take down a wrinkly old shriv in a bathrobe? I don’t buy it. (Thanks for the link, Tom)

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Animals With Lightsabers

Posted: November 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

I don’t know about you, but I would’ve taken any of these animals with lightsabers over Jar Jar Binks. The end. [via Animals With Lightsabers]

Ive Got Your Damn LOLcats Right Here!

I've Got Your Damn LOLcats Right Here!


Ben Kenobi vs Mos Eisley

Posted: October 22nd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Ben Kenobi finally drops science about how he really feels about Mos Eisley. And I’m inclined to agree, what with all those Dewbacks and Jawas running around. Disgraceful. [via Buzzfeed]

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Overheard on the Death Star

Posted: October 19th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

I’m apparently all Star Wars all the time lately, but can you blame me? People keep putting out hilarious or otherwise creative shit that dwarfs all of the first three episodes and the shitty re-releases. This video’s more creative than “Greedo shoots first,” anyway. [via Today's Big Thing]

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

Star Wars: Uncut (in 15-Second Chunks)

Posted: October 18th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Some dude is asking other dudes to help him recreate Star Wars in 15 second increments, then cutting them together. It’s actually better than it sounds, especially if you’re a fan of reckless driving to recreate space battles, and some dude in his karate outfit humming the Tatooine Theme. And who isn’t, really? [via Today's Big Thing]

Star Wars: Uncut Trailer from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

See more funny videos and Entertainment Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

Darth Vader vs Luke’s Hand

Posted: October 5th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Youre Soaking In It!

You're Soaking In It!


Vader Bustier Causes Shift in Force (& Pants)

Posted: July 28th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

How much would you pay to see your special lady (or surprise your special man) in a Darth Vader-themed bustier? As long as you answered “$600,” this is the right product for you. Also available in storm trooper and various hues of Star Trek uniform, I wonder if these are made of a special fabric that sheds geek drool?

Evening Arwen [via Geekologie]

Luke, I Am Your Hooker...

Luke, I Am Your Hooker...


Dancing With the Star Wars

Posted: July 23rd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment »

I never thought I’d see anything Star Wars-related that made me cringe more than the oft whispered-about Holiday special. Turns out the creepy amalgamation of Bea Arthur, Life Day, and un-subtitled Wookies pales in comparison to watching horribly-costumed theme park employees gyrate to music from the late 90s. I feel like Jar Jar Binks just bust a nut inside my eye, to show me where he comes from. I double-Dewback dare you to make it through all 12 minutes.

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Thanks a lot, Geekologie