I hate to agree with people on the Infernets, but this is one time…yeah, this is how it all should’ve gone down. I think you’ll agree it would have saved a lot of people a lot of headaches. I mean he’s Sam friggin’ Jackson, for midichlorian’s sake. He has a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker, [...]
I don’t know about you, but I would’ve taken any of these animals with lightsabers over Jar Jar Binks. The end. [via Animals With Lightsabers]
Ben Kenobi finally drops science about how he really feels about Mos Eisley. And I’m inclined to agree, what with all those Dewbacks and Jawas running around. Disgraceful. [via Buzzfeed]
Would you forget it! I’ve tried that already!
Some dude is asking other dudes to help him recreate Star Wars in 15 second increments, then cutting them together. It’s actually better than it sounds, especially if you’re a fan of reckless driving to recreate space battles, and some dude in his karate outfit humming the Tatooine Theme. And who isn’t, really? [via Today's [...]
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How much would you pay to see your special lady (or surprise your special man) in a Darth Vader-themed bustier? As long as you answered “$600,” this is the right product for you. Also available in storm trooper and various hues of Star Trek uniform, I wonder if these are made of a special fabric [...]
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I never thought I’d see anything Star Wars-related that made me cringe more than the oft whispered-about Holiday special. Turns out the creepy amalgamation of Bea Arthur, Life Day, and un-subtitled Wookies pales in comparison to watching horribly-costumed theme park employees gyrate to music from the late 90s. I feel like Jar Jar Binks just [...]
I have no words for the awesomeness of this site, which celebrates the laser backgrounds of school portraits in the 80s and early 90s. I chose this representative sample for obvious reasons – the kid looks like he’s trying out for the role of Porkins in A New Hope. Put on your Vuarnets (to protect [...]
So if I have The Sarlacc for a pillow, I guess that makes my bed The Great Pit of Carkoon. As an added bonus, according to a certain Mr. The Hutt, “In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.” I’m really [...]