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Slave Leia Pillow Fight

DrunkistIII — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:21:28 +0000

When I woke up this morning, I thought this R2D2 ski helmet would be the raddest Star Wars themed item of the day. Oh, was I ever wrong.

via Flickr (I would say NSFW, but then again I wouldn’t also work at a place that has a problem with a gallery of near naked Slave Leia ladies…you should probably just go ahead and quit)

Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

George Lucas Strikes Back

Drunkist — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:00:19 +0000

George Lucas + Oldboy = Everything suddenly makes sense.

George Lucas Strikes Back {HD Trailer} – YouTube.

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Han Finally Gets It

Drunkist — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:49:46 +0000

Could you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?

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Mace Windu vs Palpatine

Drunkist — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:30:49 +0000

I hate to agree with people on the Infernets, but this is one time…yeah, this is how it all should’ve gone down. I think you’ll agree it would have saved a lot of people a lot of headaches. I mean he’s Sam friggin’ Jackson, for midichlorian’s sake. He has a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker, and he can’t take down a wrinkly old shriv in a bathrobe? I don’t buy it. (Thanks for the link, Tom)

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Animals With Lightsabers

Drunkist — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:52:56 +0000

I don’t know about you, but I would’ve taken any of these animals with lightsabers over Jar Jar Binks. The end. [via Animals With Lightsabers]

I've Got Your Damn LOLcats Right Here!

Rating: 2.5/5 (1 vote cast)

Ben Kenobi vs Mos Eisley

Drunkist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:34:30 +0000

Ben Kenobi finally drops science about how he really feels about Mos Eisley. And I’m inclined to agree, what with all those Dewbacks and Jawas running around. Disgraceful. [via Buzzfeed]

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Overheard on the Death Star

Drunkist — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:44:48 +0000

I’m apparently all Star Wars all the time lately, but can you blame me? People keep putting out hilarious or otherwise creative shit that dwarfs all of the first three episodes and the shitty re-releases. This video’s more creative than “Greedo shoots first,” anyway. [via Today's Big Thing]

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Star Wars: Uncut (in 15-Second Chunks)

Drunkist — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:25:29 +0000

Some dude is asking other dudes to help him recreate Star Wars in 15 second increments, then cutting them together. It’s actually better than it sounds, especially if you’re a fan of reckless driving to recreate space battles, and some dude in his karate outfit humming the Tatooine Theme. And who isn’t, really? [via Today's Big Thing]

Star Wars: Uncut Trailer from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

See more funny videos and Entertainment Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

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Vader Bustier Causes Shift in Force (& Pants)

Drunkist — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:42:51 +0000

How much would you pay to see your special lady (or surprise your special man) in a Darth Vader-themed bustier? As long as you answered “$600,” this is the right product for you. Also available in storm trooper and various hues of Star Trek uniform, I wonder if these are made of a special fabric that sheds geek drool?

Evening Arwen [via Geekologie]

Luke, I Am Your Hooker…

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Dancing With the Star Wars

Drunkist — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:53:27 +0000

I never thought I’d see anything Star Wars-related that made me cringe more than the oft whispered-about Holiday special. Turns out the creepy amalgamation of Bea Arthur, Life Day, and un-subtitled Wookies pales in comparison to watching horribly-costumed theme park employees gyrate to music from the late 90s. I feel like Jar Jar Binks just bust a nut inside my eye, to show me where he comes from. I double-Dewback dare you to make it through all 12 minutes.

Thanks a lot, Geekologie

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