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Worst Drinking Game Ever: Roofies Roulette

Posted: August 10th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

You know those times when you go out drinking with friends, and you wake up the next day feeling a bit hung over but glad you went out? This isn’t one of those times.

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It’s a Duck Blur

Posted: July 16th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Continuing today’s theme of me going to hell, here’s an alternate intro to the Duck Tales TV show. It could also be a cautionary tale about letting your children play online, and the only thing that salves my conscience about it is that I’m just posting it – I didn’t make it. As a side note, after watching this I know I’m going to do the only sensible thing when I have kids – chain them to a radiator and toss them table scraps until they’re 18. Possibly NSFW.

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(Thanks Carlos)


Going to Hell

Posted: July 16th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | 1 Comment »

It’s really not the heat, it’s the humidity. Well, that and the eternal damnation of your soul. But mostly the humidity.

Its Funny Because its Horrible

It's Funny Because it's Horrible

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He Gives New Meaning to “Wood Shop”

Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | 2 Comments »

Just remember, when we point the sexual abuse finger at Mr. Mac, there are three fingers pointing right back at us. That said, this is probably the creepiest thing I’ve seen on YouTube.

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Stranger Danger for…Aliens?

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | No Comments » YouTube Preview Image

Honestly, I think I’d rather I’d rather take the creepy slap and tickle from a mustachioed stranger than put up with such a crappy teleportation watch. Especially if I get a bike out of it.

via Everything is Terrible