Hawk Jones: One Heck of a Good Cop

This has the distinction of being the single greatest video I have ever seen on YouTube. Ever. It’s like Kindergarten Cop without any grownups, and it was made in 1986.  The fact no one would have the balls to make a movie like this nowadays is exactly why I hate Hollywood.

Everything is Terrible [via Paul Scheer]

A Famous Person Has Died

Pretty much sums up every newscast I’ve seen in the last two weeks…

They Will Be Missed...

via Stereotypist

Who Wants to Move to Alabanjorape With Me?

I Apparently Live in the Part of New York Protected by John McClane

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