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How to Fry an Egg

Drunkist August 19, 2009 0

What? Well excuse me, I thought you might be hungry. Oh, I get it…you’re uptight because it’s legendary porn star Aria Giovanni teaching you how to cook, and she has this look on her

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Don’t Mess With My Pajama Pants

Drunkist August 4, 2009 0

OK, maybe I’m in a bad mood today, but I just saw the most irritating commercial in the world for That’sNotCool.com. Their hearts are in the right place, trying to stop cyberstalking and whatnot,

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I Never Get Pressured for Nude Pics

I Never Get Pressured for Nude Pics

Drunkist August 4, 2009 1

OK, there’s nothing funny about people being pressured to do stuff they don’t want to do, either online or off. But if you have a controlling, dickhead boyfriend, I’m pretty sure it’s not in

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Take Pride in Your Penis

Take Pride in Your Penis

Drunkist July 6, 2009 0

This may be more information than you’re looking for, but I’m really, really glad my penis doesn’t have a soul patch. Oh, and that it’s syphilis-free. Yeah, that’s good too. via Timbuk2 blog

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Monkeys Have a Quickie on a Car Hood

Drunkist July 2, 2009 1

I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious. (Thanks Dave)

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BJurger King

Drunkist June 24, 2009 1

Why do I suddenly have the urge to sit in a Burger King parking lot with a bottle of ketchup? via YUHMM (Site NSFW)

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