What? Well excuse me, I thought you might be hungry. Oh, I get it…you’re uptight because it’s legendary porn star Aria Giovanni teaching you how to cook, and she has this look on her face the whole time like “Where am I? What am I doing here? What are these pieces of cloth tethering my [...]
OK, there’s nothing funny about people being pressured to do stuff they don’t want to do, either online or off. But if you have a controlling, dickhead boyfriend, I’m pretty sure it’s not in your best interest to give him a printed-out card with a cute saying on it. You know what you do? Go [...]
This may be more information than you’re looking for, but I’m really, really glad my penis doesn’t have a soul patch. Oh, and that it’s syphilis-free. Yeah, that’s good too.
via Timbuk2 blog
I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious.
(Thanks Dave)
Why do I suddenly have the urge to sit in a Burger King parking lot with a bottle of ketchup?
via YUHMM (Site NSFW)