Posted: August 19th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: aria giovanni, cooking, sexy, that's what she said | No Comments »
What? Well excuse me, I thought you might be hungry. Oh, I get it…you’re uptight because it’s legendary porn star Aria Giovanni teaching you how to cook, and she has this look on her face the whole time like “Where am I? What am I doing here? What are these pieces of cloth tethering my giant bosoms?” Is that it? Well get over it, because eggs are delicious.
Also, is it weird that I spent the entire time I watched the video thinking “she shouldn’t be using a metal spatula on a non-stick pan” instead of ogling her?
from Hollywood Tuna
Posted: August 4th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: ad council, creepy, music, that's what she said | No Comments »
OK, maybe I’m in a bad mood today, but I just saw the most irritating commercial in the world for That’sNotCool.com. Their hearts are in the right place, trying to stop cyberstalking and whatnot, but let’s say I’m unsure about the efficacy of their one-two punch of cutesie digital cards and white girl rap. Take that Ad Council!
That’s Not Cool
Posted: August 4th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: creepy, that's what she said | 1 Comment »
OK, there’s nothing funny about people being pressured to do stuff they don’t want to do, either online or off. But if you have a controlling, dickhead boyfriend, I’m pretty sure it’s not in your best interest to give him a printed-out card with a cute saying on it. You know what you do? Go Bronson on his ass.
That’s Not Cool
Actually, I Personally High Five Myself a Little
Posted: July 6th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: that's what she said | No Comments »
This may be more information than you’re looking for, but I’m really, really glad my penis doesn’t have a soul patch. Oh, and that it’s syphilis-free. Yeah, that’s good too.
It Does Have a Fu Manchu, However
via Timbuk2 blog
Posted: July 2nd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: funny, monkeys, that's what she said, the bad touch | 1 Comment »
I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious.
(Thanks Dave)
Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: burger king, funny, that's what she said | 1 Comment »
Bet you can't get the whole thing in your mouth
Why do I suddenly have the urge to sit in a Burger King parking lot with a bottle of ketchup?
via YUHMM (Site NSFW)
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