Drunkist on August 19th, 2009

What? Well excuse me, I thought you might be hungry. Oh, I get it…you’re uptight because it’s legendary porn star Aria Giovanni teaching you how to cook, and she has this look on her face the whole time like “Where am I? What am I doing here? What are these pieces of cloth tethering my [...]

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Drunkist on August 4th, 2009

OK, maybe I’m in a bad mood today, but I just saw the most irritating commercial in the world for That’sNotCool.com. Their hearts are in the right place, trying to stop cyberstalking and whatnot, but let’s say I’m unsure about the efficacy of their one-two punch of cutesie digital cards and white girl rap. Take [...]

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Drunkist on August 4th, 2009

OK, there’s nothing funny about people being pressured to do stuff they don’t want to do, either online or off. But if you have a controlling, dickhead boyfriend, I’m pretty sure it’s not in your best interest to give him a printed-out card with a cute saying on it. You know what you do? Go [...]

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Drunkist on July 6th, 2009

This may be more information than you’re looking for, but I’m really, really glad my penis doesn’t have a soul patch. Oh, and that it’s syphilis-free. Yeah, that’s good too.
via Timbuk2 blog

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Drunkist on July 2nd, 2009

I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious.
(Thanks Dave)

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Drunkist on June 24th, 2009

Why do I suddenly have the urge to sit in a Burger King parking lot with a bottle of ketchup?
via YUHMM (Site NSFW)

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