I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys are going to break big. Don’t judge until you watch it, judgy. [via CHUD]
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I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to make tea out of Morena Baccarin’s underpants. The restraining order is pending. I figure we’ll start slow with a conversation I [...]
Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex is in them. Thankfully, the gentlemen over at Cracked have set me straight. From Astro Boy’s oil changes, to Superman’s sex [...]
You know those times when you go out drinking with friends, and you wake up the next day feeling a bit hung over but glad you went out? This isn’t one of those times.
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I’ve never met a combination of words and images I agreed with more. Ever. PS – I’m pretty sure I left a hamburger under your sign…mind if I take a look?
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I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious.
(Thanks Dave)