Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

The title of this video says it all, really. Houston, we have a Throblem.

Han Finally Gets It

Could you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?

Garfield Gets Pwned

I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Suck on that, you furry prick.

Unregistered Sex Offender: The Music Video

Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys are going to break big. Don’t judge until you watch it, judgy. [via CHUD]

Chatlog: Setting the mood

I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to make tea out of Morena Baccarin’s underpants.  The restraining order is pending. I figure we’ll start slow with a conversation I may or may not have been part of. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Thing 1: Finally got to play ODST. Pretty badass.

Thing 2: watch the back story?

Thing 1: ha, right. i just start mashing buttons as soon as a movie comes on screen

Thing 2: I like the story. but that’s me

Thing 1: gets in the way of what i bought the game for – which is invariably shooting shit

Thing 2: i bet you fast forward the mood setting stuff in porn too

Thing 1: they talk in porn?

Thing 2: funny. yes, and not just degrading stuff

Thing 1: if i’m watching porn, i’m pretty much in the mood. no “your pizza is here” necessary.

Thing 2: OK, kinda the same way, with porn anyway. but video games are different.

Thing 1: you’re saying you need video game cinematics to fluff you so you can play?

<Thing 2 has signed off>

Darth Vader vs Luke’s Hand

You're Soaking In It!

Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios

Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex is in them. Thankfully, the gentlemen over at Cracked have set me straight. From Astro Boy’s oil changes, to Superman’s sex tape, to sex with a dinosaur, they’ve captured some good (and creepy) comic book loving.

Don't Ask Where The Transmission Fluid Goes

Worst Drinking Game Ever: Roofies Roulette

You know those times when you go out drinking with friends, and you wake up the next day feeling a bit hung over but glad you went out? This isn’t one of those times.

DemotivateUs: PETA

I’ve never met a combination of words and images I agreed with more. Ever. PS – I’m pretty sure I left a hamburger under your sign…mind if I take a look?

DemotivateUs

Monkeys Have a Quickie on a Car Hood

I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious.

(Thanks Dave)