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Simpsons XXX Parody Trailer (SFW)
Ah, porn – the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. It’s not like the world has been waiting with bated breath for a Simpsons parody of the ribald nature, but I
Read More »Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
The title of this video says it all, really. Houston, we have a Throblem
Read More »Garfield Gets Pwned
I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself
Read More »Unregistered Sex Offender: The Music Video
Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys
Read More »Chatlog: Setting the mood
I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to
Read More »Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios
Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex
Read More »Worst Drinking Game Ever: Roofies Roulette
You know those times when you go out drinking with friends, and you wake up the next day feeling a bit hung over but glad you went out? This isn’t one of those times
Read More »DemotivateUs: PETA
I’ve never met a combination of words and images I agreed with more. Ever. PS – I’m pretty sure I left a hamburger under your sign…mind if I take a look? DemotivateUs
Read More »Monkeys Have a Quickie on a Car Hood
I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious. (Thanks Dave)
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