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Simpsons XXX Parody Trailer (SFW)

Simpsons XXX Parody Trailer (SFW)

Drunkist January 12, 2011 0

Ah, porn – the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. It’s not like the world has been waiting with bated breath for a Simpsons parody of the ribald nature, but I

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Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

Drunkist August 18, 2010 2

The title of this video says it all, really. Houston, we have a Throblem

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Han Finally Gets It

Han Finally Gets It

Drunkist March 31, 2010 0

Could you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell

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Garfield Gets Pwned

Garfield Gets Pwned

Drunkist December 22, 2009 0

I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself

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Unregistered Sex Offender: The Music Video

Drunkist November 12, 2009 0

Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys

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Chatlog: Setting the mood

Drunkist October 7, 2009 0

I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to

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Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios

Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios

Drunkist September 1, 2009 0

Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex

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Worst Drinking Game Ever: Roofies Roulette

Drunkist August 10, 2009 0

You know those times when you go out drinking with friends, and you wake up the next day feeling a bit hung over but glad you went out? This isn’t one of those times

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DemotivateUs: PETA

Drunkist August 10, 2009 0

I’ve never met a combination of words and images I agreed with more. Ever. PS – I’m pretty sure I left a hamburger under your sign…mind if I take a look? DemotivateUs

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Monkeys Have a Quickie on a Car Hood

Drunkist July 2, 2009 1

I love truth in advertising, and what it says in the headline? That’s EXACTLY what happens in the video. Hilarious. (Thanks Dave)

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