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Left 4 Teletubbies L4D Mod

Drunkist — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:06:02 +0000

In which you will see Teletubbies getting murdered like they touched a white girl in Alabama. I wasn’t a huge fan of Left 4 Dead, but this seems like a much more compelling reason to shoot at stuff than simply “they’re trying to eat my brains.” (Thanks for the link, Naughty)

YouTube – Left 4 Teletubbies L4D Mod.

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Old Jew Review: Modern Warfare 2

Drunkist — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:30:47 +0000

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is my current obsession, and I think I’m somewhere around three days of play time all told at this point. But, no one cares what I think about this game for two reasons – I’m not Jewish, and I’m not old. So finally, without further ado, here is what David Brenner thinks about the game.

Worth it to see him talk about his 101st airborne basic training, and then try to do it in the game. “I had trouble moving, and after that I had trouble looking.” (Thanks for the link, Bitta)

Video Games | | Old Jew Review – Modern Warfare 2

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Space Asshole vs Mars

Drunkist — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:52:27 +0000

This video features some gameplay from Red Faction: Guerrilla, a game where the point is to, apparently, wail on everything you see with a giant goddamn hammer. Sounds right up my alley, and I really liked this soundtrack put together by some gamers. I dug the entire Space Asshole experience, but definitely stick around until the last 20 seconds or so…it really tied the video together. [via Kotaku]

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Chatlog: Setting the mood

Drunkist — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:33:53 +0000

I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to make tea out of Morena Baccarin’s underpants. The restraining order is pending. I figure we’ll start slow with a conversation I may or may not have been part of. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Thing 1: Finally got to play ODST. Pretty badass.

Thing 2: watch the back story?

Thing 1: ha, right. i just start mashing buttons as soon as a movie comes on screen

Thing 2: I like the story. but that’s me

Thing 1: gets in the way of what i bought the game for – which is invariably shooting shit

Thing 2: i bet you fast forward the mood setting stuff in porn too

Thing 1: they talk in porn?

Thing 2: funny. yes, and not just degrading stuff

Thing 1: if i’m watching pr0n, i’m in the mood. no “you’re pizza is here” necessary.

Thing 2: kinda the same way, with porn anyway. video games are different.

Thing 1: is that because you store your controller in your vagina?

Thing 1: Finally got to play ODST. Pretty badass.

Thing 2: watch the back story?

Thing 1: ha, right. i just start mashing buttons as soon as a movie comes on screen

Thing 2: I like the story. but that’s me

Thing 1: gets in the way of what i bought the game for – which is invariably shooting shit

Thing 2: i bet you fast forward the mood setting stuff in porn too

Thing 1: they talk in porn?

Thing 2: funny. yes, and not just degrading stuff

Thing 1: if i’m watching porn, i’m pretty much in the mood. no “your pizza is here” necessary.

Thing 2: OK, kinda the same way, with porn anyway. but video games are different.

Thing 1: you’re saying you need video game cinematics to fluff you so you can play?

<Thing 2 has signed off>

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10 Sexiest Video Game Characters

Drunkist — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:03:07 +0000

There are 10 hot video game characters in that little link down there. You can keep your DOA volleyball girls, and your Lara Croft – I’m only including the one who’s made my stony little heart palpitate for the last 25 years or so. TLA Ms. Pac.

Dimes Daily [via Yuhmm]

Hubba Hubba

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