Ole and Sven were ice-fishing. They hadn’t caught a thing all day, and Sven was getting pretty tired of fishing. So he said to Ole, “Ole, I’m tired. My feet are cold, and we haven’t caught one fish all day. How’s about we just call it a day.”

But Ole was determined to stay there until they caught some fish. “No, I really want ta stay. Hmm, I know! How ’bout we play twenty questions to pass the time?”

Sven thought about it for a minute. “Ya, ya, that sounds good. You go first, Ole. I’ll try to guess what you think of.”

So Ole thought, “Hmm, what can I think of that Sven will never guess? Hmm…WALRUS COCK! Ya, there’s no way he’ll guess that!” So he turned to Sven. “Alright, Sven, I’m ready. Guess away.”

“Alright, umm…first question, umm, can you eat it?”

Sven just cracked up, laughing. “Ya, well, I guess you could eat it.”

“It it WALRUS COCK?!”