Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments

C’mon Patience, fucking punch him! This is probably the lamest video of girls in bikinis I’ve ever seen, but once again YouTube’s commenters saved its bacon with their suave Internet sensibilities. Here are the Top 5 Comments, in no particular order:

1. “I liked the part where the drunk whore laughed and stumbled around”
2. “You’re stupid to think starting a fight with a black guy is gonna make any difference, you have to kill him and you have to do it swiftly, quietly and bury the body. Late at night after you’ve followed the person home, tranq them and most easily just bury them alive nearby. And for fuck sake wear gloves and a hairnet”
3. “The black guy should have just slapped the stupid out of her and get her fired up, then maybe she would have hit him.”
4. “i clicked this vid cause the thumbnail and i thought it said “Black guys punches white girl”
5. “i’d like to punch her in the cervix with my sausage!”