If you had told me 20 minutes ago I’d be watching a cooking show starring Coolio, of Gangster’s Paradise fame, I probably would have punched you right in the mouth, because nobody jokes about Coolio. But now, after I’ve had some time to cool off (so to speak) it turns out I AM watching said video, and it friggin’ rules. Don’t believe me? Here’s just one choice quote of many from the Ghetto Gourmet (and one of the few that’s not about your mama):
I will, for purposes of this show, chop this tomato so you can see that I know how to use my knife. I’m pretty good with this knife. And I’m pretty good with a sword, nunchuks, and a pistol. And my dick.
If that doesn’t make you laugh, you’re dead inside. [via My Damn Channel; there are like eight more episodes on there as well.]
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