Dancing With the Star Wars

I never thought I’d see anything Star Wars-related that made me cringe more than the oft whispered-about Holiday special. Turns out the creepy amalgamation of Bea Arthur, Life Day, and un-subtitled Wookies pales in comparison to watching horribly-costumed theme park employees gyrate to music from the late 90s. I feel like Jar Jar Binks just bust a nut inside my eye, to show me where he comes from. I double-Dewback dare you to make it through all 12 minutes.

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