Nice Turtleneck, Dragonmaster

For our younger readers:

• A “VCR” was a magical device, similar to your “Blu-Ray” that allowed grainy pictures to display on your television. If you were lucky, your VCR had “Tracking +4″ so the picture never got squiggly and weird.
• Never let anyone show you his “Manscorpion.” Seriously. And if someone does, tell an adult you trust right away.
• This game, Dragonstrike, was never cool. Ever. In fact, even D&D players would have tried to beat you up for playing. Think about that.
• Come to think of it, no game that involved the use of a VCR was ever cool. Period.
• Black turtlenecks have always been cool, especially if you wear them in front of a black screen.

[via Everything is Terrible]

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